St. Joseph's Day

Today is my favorite holiday of all! Sure some people like Christmas because Santa comes and gives you lots of presents. Then there are birthday's where you are the center of attention. Easter with a countless amount of candy from the Bunny and Thanksgiving where you eat until you feel like exploding. But my favorite is St Joseph's Day because it's the only time you can get pastries that look like giant donuts stuffed with custard or cannoli cream.

Boxing Match

Most will find this shocking but apparently Naomi Campbell assaulted her chauffer today and the NYPD is looking for her. They ran down the list of people she has previously assaulted and she has been in more matches then Mike Tyson, as well as treated for anger management. Naomi, you missed your calling. Sure it probably wasn't a feasible career when you started out, so you took to modeling. But seriously boxing could be your second career. Or even better,  celebrity ultimate fighting. I smell a reality show in this for you Naomi.