Sunday, February 2, 2014

Things I've Learned from the ID Channel

1. Never go to Home Depot and purchase a 55 gallon blue drum prior to committing a murder especially on a credit card. Because Home Depot has video cameras and all credit card transactions are recorded.







2. If you murder your first spouse do not murder the second one, that creates a pattern.

3. Don't take a romantic get away with your significant other to a desolate area that involves cliffs. You will be the first suspect if they "accidentally" slip and fall to their death.

4. Don't have $100,000 in debt but your honey's $1 million life insurance is paid on time every month.

5. Never say your wife left the house or you last saw her at the house, when she is gone but her pocketbook, cell phone, keys and car are still there.

6. Telling the police you and your significant other encountered an intruder, car jacker or mugger rapidly falls apart if your partner is in critical condition and you are suffer from a graze wound.

7. Do not conduct an Internet search of "How to Kill Someone Without Leaving Evidence".

8. Write a shopping list that includes: Toothpaste, Sawed off Shot Gun, Soda

9. Never notate in any calendar, the initials of the person you murdered and "Project Completed".