I Have to Agree

What will they think of next? Negative light?

Richard Demonstrates How to Hold an Umbrella on a Crowded Subay

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How The MTA Fixes A Leak

Things I've Learned from the ID Channel

1. Never go to Home Depot and purchase a 55 gallon blue drum prior to committing a murder especially on a credit card. Because Home Depot has video cameras and all credit card transactions are recorded.

2. If you murder your first spouse do not murder the second one, that creates a pattern.

3. Don't take a romantic get away with your significant other to a desolate area that involves cliffs. You will be the first suspect if they "accidentally" slip and fall to their death.

4. Don't have $100,000 in debt but your honey's $1 million life insurance is paid on time every month.

5. Never say your wife left the house or you last saw her at the house, when she is gone but her pocketbook, cell phone, keys and car are still there.

6. Telling the police you and your significant other encountered an intruder, car jacker or mugger rapidly falls apart if your partner is in critical condition and you are suffer from a graze wound.

7. Do not conduct an Internet search of "How to Kill Someone Without Leaving Evidence".

8. Write a shopping list that includes: Toothpaste, Sawed off Shot Gun, Soda

9. Never notate in any calendar, the initials of the person you murdered and "Project Completed".

Baby it's cold outside!

Sure it's winter but the past few days have been brutal. In the single negative numbers. Luckily, I have my great tips from the news on how to dress appropriately. What would you think they advise? Wear a hat? Scarf? Warm coat? Mittens? Oh no they reported you should wear "dry" loose fitting clothing. OH THANK GOD! Because I had just pulled some clothes out of the washer and was attempting to exit the house into the below freezing weather. Seriously, if you head out side in this in anything but dry clothes expect to freeze in place as you exit your home!

Then what is it?????

I use to pass this store frequently, perplexed by the words on the door. To me they were an oxymoron. What is a door if not an entrance or an exit?

Even more mystifying, the picture is taken from outside, so the name is inside. I'm thinking if you are inside, shouldn't you know where you are already? Oh and having the hours on the outside might also be helpful!

Let me tell you how much money I saved!

 Just returned from the kitchen and made myself a heated sandwich. No, I didn't save a bundle on a pannini maker at a Grey Thursday or Black Friday Sale.

Wrong again! I did not order the sandwich maker from the comfort of my own couch from those enticing TV commercials.

Nope, I did not use a fancy contraption as pictured above.
I made the sandwich in something known as a frying pan. Remember them? When I was a kid that's how we made grilled cheese. And frankly, you can use them still to make any sort of hot sandwich and save yourself a bundle!
I didn't even use a fancy contraption as pictured above.