Sure I take my life in my hands everyday on the subway, but today I was
particularly scared. Generally when a subway announcement is made it's
in audible. Think Charlie Brown's teacher. However today the conductor
announced in a strong, clear voice "Ladies and Gentlemen do not be
afraid". Oh no! what could it be? A suspicious package? A fire? Quick! Quick! Locate the nearest exit. Then he says "to use all subway doors
when exiting and entering the train." OMG buddy what's wrong with you,
we're you absent the day they taught Announcing 101 at conductor school?
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