Dear Mrs. Jeter,
Earlier I was driving behind you. I'm sure it was really you because your vanity plate said so. When I came home I looked you up on Facebook, there you were with a giant sign hanging around your neck "Mrs. Jeter", an arrow pointing to you so there was no mistake. And when you refer to your self as "Mrs. Jeter" I believe you must be the wife of pretty boy Derek Jeter, Yankee shortshop and captain. Just out of curiosity does Derek know? Is your doctor aware you have stopped taking your medication, because frankly "Mrs. Jeter" I'm worried about you.
Signed,
A Concerned Citizen
Meet "Mrs. Jeter"
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