Knock Off!

I have an issue with paying excessive prices when you can find the same items for less. Of course some items I'm a stickler for like a particular brand of mayonnaise or cotton swab. So when looking through a local discount store for some no-brand items I came across this hilarious display. So a blade is part of an axe but not a synonym of one, making me think Blade may sort of smell like Axe but not really. Just to confirm my theory, I utilized one of the most famous dictionaries.

Synonyms ax (or axe), discharge, dismissal, furlough, redundancy [chiefly British]

Then for the imitator.

Synonyms cutter, shank [slang], shiv [slang]

Next time you are out check the shelves for Range Top Stuffing, Chop Meat Helper or Chickens Eye Vegetables.