The Doorman

The other night when I came home the doorman said I had a package. Since my arms were already full I told him I would be back for it. As I opened the door to return, he was standing right in front with the box. While he is giving me the box, I can see he is looking around inside my apartment, and then he tells me "Wow your apartment is a mess" so I said "Yeah I'm auditioning for the new A & E show, Hoarders". Granted my apartment was a mess, but I was in the middle of renovating the place and by the way I was not soliciting opinions. Well, the good news is he is busy watching for my episode of Hoarders to run and my place looked great in the end.