One Kindergarten Special Please!

Right now I'm cringing because looking on-line at the menu of the restaurant I'm having dinner at is scaring me. I'm not daring at all. Bungee jumping, roller coasters, mountain climbing or events of that nature do not appeal to me. My dining requirements are simple if a kindergarten child would not eat it, it's probably not for me. Actually, I sort of haven't read past the halibut cheeks on the appetizer menu because I'm busy googling "halibut cheeks". I didn't even know fish have cheeks. And if they do, how big could they be? Apparently, extremely small because they are expensive. Better load up on peanut butter and jelly before I leave the house.