Sunday, January 24, 2010

Shoe Shine

Since times are tough, I decided to start shining my own shoes again.  I sat down at the computer to look for directions. Sure I found the standard shine procedure - remove dirt, apply polish, brush, shine. But how boring is that. Luckily I found a more interesting, economical and greener way. Which involves a banana peel.
1. Peel and eat the banana.
2. Rub the inside of the banana peel all over your shoes.
3. Buff with a cloth to remove stray banana pieces.
I love the earth, but this I'm going to have to pass on.

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