The Spa

Has anyone ever been to a spa? I went to one the other day. They show you to some upscale changing room and give you a robe and slippers. Then they move you to the relaxation room to decompress. A room filled with crunchy snacks where everyone is chewing like its popcorn at a movie. When I left I gave them a minor suggestion…in the relaxation room…try gummy bears or baby food something quiet…I’M RELAXING!!