A message from your creditor

There is only one thing worse then opening up your snail mailbox and finding it filled with bills, and somehow my creditors have found it. I'm speaking about the awesome new way to alert you that their bill is on it's way to one of their favorite debtors. Now I receive an email to advise me that a snail mail statement is on it's way to me. OH JOY! So not only do I open my mailbox in front of my home and grimace, I also enjoy that pleasure several days earlier when I receive my electronic message that the best is yet to come. Who thought of that annoying genius move?